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I feel like I’ve just dove into the mind of a stoner, I’ve dove into the deep end. There’s even a sign saying ‘no diving’ for all those little kids feeling rebellious…there’s even a net to stop people diving in. I’ve gone through the net, hit my head on the bottom of the pool and I’m now concussed and can’t swim upwards. I can just look at all the pictures in the water until I eventually drown. By Lucas, just a few minutes ago.

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secretvideogamesecret:

my friend best friend sent me a snes game…dkc4 it was covered in deep red blood. i thoguht knothing of it……….no sooner had I put the game in my copmputer that ODD things began to happen. tnis must be a romhack….i thought. suddenly an ungodly shape appeared in my game. i was trembling but it was just game. then it happened. uh eh uh e uh e dark kong screamed swinging on the vine while jacking off naked. it wast just a game but also real life!!! and i screamed but it was too late…i am dead now and if you dont reblog soon you will too

secretvideogamesecret:

my friend best friend sent me a snes game…dkc4 it was covered in deep red blood. i thoguht knothing of it……….no sooner had I put the game in my copmputer that ODD things began to happen. tnis must be a romhack….i thought. suddenly an ungodly shape appeared in my game. i was trembling but it was just game. then it happened. uh eh uh e uh e dark kong screamed swinging on the vine while jacking off naked. it wast just a game but also real life!!! and i screamed but it was too late…i am dead now and if you dont reblog soon you will too